Slipping back into my manic phase....

After an extended depressive phase, I'm finally beginning to slip back into my old manic self.

Actually, I've been so busy in the last few months I just haven't had a moment to spare for updating the site. But with all the begging recently, I thought I'd write a little something to shut you all up.

I love my faithful readers. Really I do. But I'm gonna try to make this quick. Haven't got all night ya know. So, here's the highlights . . .

• Performed with my sister Daphne at the Miss Corn Cobb Pageant at Le Buzz. The pic on this post is of Marsh, me, and Daph that night before the show. Aparently the judges were blind since despite a tremendous effort, poor Daph didn't come away with the title. Like she'd want to be truckin all the way the hell out there to that dump 4 more times this year anyway. But she's not bitter, that's what sisters are for. (just kidding Le Buzz, love ya and hope to perform on your stage again) The highlight of the evening was when Yolanda said to the winner: "Remember what happened last time someone beat Daph at a pageant..."
  

• Been hosting a semi-irregular podcast with my drag mother Yolanda Jenkins called Drag-O-Drama. It's been a hell of a lot of work, but I think we're getting better at it. You can subscribe through iTunes or any other podcatcher you use.

• Speaking of podcasts, the queens at My Favorite Drag Queen have selected yours truely to grace the center square of their Album Art. Check out the pic and subscribe to their show. I'm so flattered I'll have to remember not to say anything bad about them again. Somebody make a note for me, will ya?
  

• Tried my hand at doing a digital make over for Miss Alexandria Martin using Photoshop to update her publicity photo. Girls, if you could have see the mess of a photo that I was given to work with, you'd be amazed. Here's my caption of the original picture: "I'm a big hairy beast who just pulled away from Krispy Kreme and now there's glistening glazed doughnut bits all over my blouse and I'm using a photographer who doesn't know jack about shadows". Seriously. It would have taken less time to go ahead and do the plastic surgery. Don't believe me? She made me promise not to publish the original, but if you ask nicely I'll share it on the DL. I'm just teasing Alexandria, you actually did all the important things right. You wore a dark outfit, pretty jewels, and it doesn't hurt that you're amazing with makeup. Anywho, here's the final result in all it's glory. Any other girls out there that need some re-touching, let me know.
  Update: Sorry Candy, I'm a drag queen not a miracle worker.
  

• Pinkie gets Frappr. Go add yourself to Pinkie's Frappr Map. I really do care what hick town your from. Really.
  

• Lastly, I've settled on an important decision: I'm tired of being the only bitch without a title! Last year I competed in the Miss Camp Drag pageant. This year I plan to rule it! Stay tuned.....

God dammit, this post took all night to write. There's usually only one thing Pinkie does for an entire night, and it ain't sleepin Yup, you guessed it, head on down to the nearest Chick-fil-A Dwarf House and pull a chair up to the buffet. Ah, now that's heaven. A fast food reastaurant with table service. Now that's Pinkie's idea of good service. Mmmmmm....