It wasn't me!

It has recently come to my attention that my dear dear sister Daphne Jenkins has pointed her abnormally long ring adorned finger in the direction of yours truely as the mastermind in the recent incapacitation of our other sister, Miss Linda Hand Jenkins. Needless to say, I am both shocked and saddened by this turn of events. I had always believe that Daphne was a level headed thinking individual. But oh, when she drinks can she get mean, and apparnetly this recent mud slinging is a perfect example.

"Lay off the booze Daph" I might say at her intervention.

To think that Pinkie would hide such dastardly deads is just plain silly. Where would the credit be in that? But in this case, I must defend myself. Besides, if I were going to start picking off the other contestents in the Miss Beaver Creek pagent, don't you all agree I would have started with Daphne?

However, I do think it might be wise for us all to make sure we stay pressed up against our well dressed escorts these days (get your mind out of the gutter, Pinkie doensn't pay for it!). Considering this: Visa passes away, Linda's back goes out, Bambie does a face plant, and Daphne looses her looks! Someone, or maybe something, is out to get us girls, and for once, I'm not sitting down for it.

Well, actually, I am sitting down right now, but that's just because I'm eating as I write this.

Stop looking at me that way, I'm just big boned -- a girls gotta stay well nourished. So, I just want all my faithful readers to keep their eyes out (use a sharpie), and be aware of your surroundings. What with some of our biggest girls away for the summer (Candy!), we need to stick together.

This has been a Pinkie exclusive report. Pinkie out. Kisses.