Recovery and Complications

To all my adoring fans, your cards and flowers have been so appreciated during my difficult recovery. I'm home now and so I thought I'd take a moment to update you on my condition.

While it's true that my breasts have now been reduced, the surgery was not without complications. Due to an unfortunate slip of the knife, I have been left with only a single nipple.

Luckily the scar tissue feels very similar in the dark.

It also appears I won't ever be able to breast feed again. The boys backstage at future appearances will be so disappointed. I'm sure I'll find something for them to suckle. Not like I was ever going to work as a wetnurse or something.

The final complication was somewhat more serious, and may require a future surgery. Due to the time required to reduce my dearly departed monster knockers, the surgery spanned the lunch hour.

Having spread a picnic out above me for thier meal, the hospital staff carelessly mistook my gaping wound for the trash can.

I'll have to sue, of course, but I hope I don't need to take the witness stand. "I may have a trashy inside," I'll say "and I might look trashy on the outside, but I'm not all trash!"

Thank you again for the well wishes for a speedy recovery. Pinkie's breasts may be smaller now, but her heart is as big as ever! Kisses.